the program

1-24-26 / 2:01AM / Tymer 

Good evening ladies and germs

 

Please dont assume the lack of blog posts correlates to any sorta lack of fanfare.  Since im pretty certain everybody that even reads this blog is somebody that knows me personally, im confident you guys know how attentiveish and bing chilling ive been trying to maintain the status of.

 

Thanks to everybody that came to the recent shows, thanks to everybody that bought Horsey, thanks to everybody that keeps on coming by.  You are all so dear to me

 

I recently found a screenshot…

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12-19-25 / 4:58PM / Wowza 

I forgot the password to log in to the site hahaha

 

Come see Turk live in cleveland tomorrow December 20th at bent mace with downspout+friends.  There will be live-exclusive merch for sale u wont find anywhere else.

 

In other news whatever.  Thanks guys 

 

★turk

9-26-25 / 10:41PM / Hello 

To whom it may concern

 

Yeaa i know nobody reads this stuff but be that as it may.. New music is coming.  Dirtyrolla stuff and dirty stuff and rolla stuff.  Downspout too even.  

 

Whatever.  Thanks so much for liking Horsey.  DS3 is real and coming

 

★turk

6-13-25 / 3:12AM / Horsey 

Horsey is out now at long last.

 

I wanna say thank you to everybody who has been a part of the dirtyrolla lifestyle, youre much appreciated to a degree that probly isnt possible to put into words.

 

Find Horsey on soundcloud or spotify or bandcamp and it should be on apple music soon as well i think.

 

Goodbye Horses

 

★turk

5-18-25 / 3:39PM / Sorry 

Yea dirtyrolla yea dirtyrolla we are still here quit shivering its okk

 

I dont know really exactly what it is but somethn has been severely existentially fucken with me n im kinda at a loss man.  But not to the extent to be verbose about it.  Hahaha sorry.  The silver lining tho is that its fuel for the new music right.  Nobody wants to hear any songs from a guy that isnt in hell

 

Horsey will be out this summer i hope.  Catch me at The Comet tonite playing with The Banned and Nineball.  Sunday May 18th 930pm…

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4-01-25 / 3:01AM / Horses  

Hey everybody its me turk

 

In the month plus since the last post i am happy to share that almost nothing has changed hahahahaha.

 

My eyesight has gotten a little better so i can say that.  The only real concrete improvement tho, whatever it was that really started fucking with me is still at large, although its noo longer fucking with me so i guess i win this round.  How good it feels to be on top.

 

We took a trip to michigan the other day it was so sick.  Good food good drinks good money.  Made some i didnt…

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2-20-25 / 2:54PM / Crikey 

Ive become put into the sickness and now i am sick.  A little physically under the weather yea my body is sore n my throat is crackly but mostly just brain sick id say.  Idk man somethn weird is going on and i havent been able to pinpoint it and its driving me loco

 

I couldnt sleep very well; i laid in the dark all lemon of pinked up while i unearthed everythn previously walled.  As soon as the dirt hammer made contact a hundred million rats came running out of the chamber n lemme tell u they are making a…

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2-15-25 / 4:21AM / Hahaha 

I mean its kinda crazy .

 

Yea im putting the site up publicly when i wake up. Enjoy feel free to explore n hear some stuff we spent a lotta time on this . Join the forums bruh whatever

 

I have nothing to share this time but keep in touch ill have some secrets / unreleased / snippets / who cares nobodys reading this hahaha.  Horsey soon tell your friends.  

 

★turk